(from Jim Aylesworth's The Burger and the Hot Dog)
Carl Carrot is lead singer
In a band called Veggie Soup,
They're old time country/western
And they're quite a well known group.
Bo Beet, he plays the fiddle.
He's the best, folks say, by far.
Oz Onion, he's on banjo.
And Tex Tater plays guitar.
They all wear fringe and rhinestones
Fancy hats and cowboy boots,
And everybody loves 'em,
From young kids to real old coots.